BRITNEY SPEARS SAYS KEVIN TEACHERS HER KIDS TO SWEAR

Forget potty training, Britney Spears has her hands full with two potty mouths. And she says it's her ex Kevin Federline's fault!

"They're staring to learn words like 'stupid,' and Preston says the F-word now sometimes," Britney tells Rolling Stone about her boys Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2.

"He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids," she insists.

Britney says the boys have remained close despite this year's chaos. "They are almost like twins. They both take care of each other."

As for taking care of herself, Britney — who laments, "I didn't think my husband was gonna leave me" — says she feels like "an old person" now. "I go to bed at, like, 9:30 every night, and I don't go out or anything."

BRITNEY SPEARS NEW BOYFRIEND

Star can reveal that Britney Spears’ new boy toy is none other than Las Vegas-based model Marco D’Angelo.

Marco is a 6’0 tall Italian hunk with brown hair and piercing green eyes who has had small roles on shows such as Manhunt on Bravo TV and Cold Turkey on PAX, as well as modeling for the KtlaWB Morning News in Los Angeles.

He and Britney were first spotted on a date at LA restaurant Sur on November 17.

A long-time friend of the model tells Star, “Marco is about 27-years-old and couldn’t be a nicer guy. He has never dated anyone famous or high profile before Britney. The two met one another through mutual friends in Las Vegas about nine months ago and it started out as a friendship. They would hang out poolside at the Mirage hotel and casino, when Britney came to visit.

"It is a fresh relationship but Marco thinks the world of Britney and Britney really trusts him – the two have been officially dating for just a few weeks. It is going really well and both are really happy with one another.

HEATHER LOCKLEAR BUSTED FOR DUI

Heather Locklear has a date with Lady Justice.
The actress of hits including Melrose Place and Spin City has been charged with one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence stemming from her Sept. 27 arrest in Montecito, Calif.

Although no alcohol or illegal narcotics were discovered in Heather's system, the Santa Barbara County Deputy District Attorney Lee Carter tells TMZ.com they believe the prescription medications found in her system "could have impaired her ability to safely drive a motor vehicle."

Heather was picked up by a California Highway Patrol officer following a 911 call reporting that she was "driving erratically." When the officer caught up with the the actress, her car was parked on a state highway, blocking a lane of traffic.

In June, the actress sought treatment for for psychological issues at an Arizona medical facility. "Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression," her rep said in a statement at the time.

BRITNEY SPEARS RUSHES 2 YEAR OLD JAYDEN TO THE HOSPITAL

Britney Spears rushes 2 year old son Jayden James to ER!

The boy was stricken, becoming suddenly ill, while visiting the Spears family during a trip to visit the Spears kin in Kentwood, La. The entire Spears clan including Jamie Lynn sped 25-miles to Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi.

Doctors decided to keep kept the toddler for overnight observation after being unable to make an initial diagnosis. Britney refused to leave her son's side, opting for a bed next to him in the ward.

Ex-husband Kevin Federline is said to be jetting to be by Jayden's bedside. This was the first instance Brit had been allowed to take the boys out of the LA metro area since K-Fed was granted custody.

Sources say Jayden suffered a suspected seizure out of the blue, at about 3pm on Sunday.

"One minute Britney and her sons were relaxing and enjoying their first visit to Kentwood in months, and the next minute Jayden had fallen ill," a source told the UK tab Sun.

"He was vague and unresponsive so Britney dialed an ambulance.

"But she was told it would take half an hour to arrive, and she was best trying to get Jayden to the hospital herself."

"They tore off so fast it was incredible!" another insider told the Brit tab.

BRITNEY SPEARS AND MADONNA LIVE IN L.A

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: LARRY KING CATCHES WIFE CHEATING!

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: LARRY KING CATCHES WIFE CHEATING!
The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively Larry King has caught his young wife cheating!

Willowy blonde beauty Shawn King, 48, has been carrying on a steamy year-long extramarital affair right under Larry's nose with hunky Hector Penate, 29, a B-list actor, according to multiple sources.

The ENQUIRER blockbuster investigation uncovered that Shawn and Hector were so brazen in their adulterous tryst they even made love on the 74 year-old talk show host's desk at home.

Their illicit affair began to unravel when Shawn' dependence on the powerful painkiller Vicodin deepened but it didn't end until a livid Larry confronted Penate, sources divulged.

The ENQUIRER first learned about the clandestine affair between the talk show host's lithesome wife and their son's baseball coach months ago but we chose not to publish the explosive details until they were corroborated by multiple sources.

"Larry is no doubt the victim in all of this," a close friend of Larry's told The ENQUIRER.

JENNIFER ANISTON HAVING TWINS!

In your face, Angelina! After a string of secret fertility treatments, Jennifer Aniston is getting ready to be a mom to twins with John Mayer!

In the Nov. 17 issue of Star — on sale now! — we report that Jen has been undergoing fertility treatments, determined to have a pair of babies with John. As we told readers earlier this year, Jen's biological clock began ticking so loudly that she had some of her eggs frozen just in case she didn't meet Mr. Right in time. But now that she's proposed to John — as Star also reported — and he's excited about being a dad, she's doing everything she can to conceive before her 40th birthday in February. She's even been having alternative medicine treatments to increase her chances of having twins.

"She knows her baby-making years are limited," says a source. "It's hard for her to think of anything else — she has babies on the brain!"

And John, 31, is 100 percent ready to be a dad, too!

"He ordered a bunch of books on Amazon about pregnancy and parenting," another source reveals. "He's just as eager as Jen is. They've discussed how they plan to raise their kids, and they agree on mostly everything. They can't wait to be parents together."

While friends say the actress would be happy with a single healthy child, two babies at once would be a dream come true. "She'll try anything to help her chances," says her pal. She and John are doing a lot of yoga together, and Jen makes sure to do specific poses her instructor suggested to help her get pregnant. "Jen has also changed her diet. She's taking a lot of folic acid and has upped her intake of milk and beef — all of which are supposed to increase your chances of having twins." She's even eating cassava root, a wild yam, because women in Africa who consume it have the highest rate of conceived twins.