BRITNEY SPEARS HOT NEW BODY

Britney Spears is apparently, once again, hot. I guess all those dance classes are finally paying off. Here are some good Britney Spears bikini shots, see for yourself. She really isn’t all that far away from her old form. Keep up the good work Britney.

KATE HUDSON AND LANCE ARMSTRONG CALL IT QUITS

Report: Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong Call It Quit
July 30, 2008
Lance Armstrong may be getting on his bike and riding off into the sunset after a three-month romance with Kate Hudson.
The pair, who went public in May, have ended their relationship, Us Weekly reports.
“There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things,” an insider told the magazine. “There is no hatred, just sadness.”
Things seemed to be perfect after Kate Hudson and her son Ryder, 4, were spotted hanging with current beau Lance Armstrong and the father of her child, ex Chris Robinson, in May.
The couple are said to have severed ties after a three-day event for the cyclest last weekend.
The 29-year-old actress and 36-year-old cyclist have been inseparable for the past few months.
The pair’s reps could not be immediately reached for comment

CHEECH AND CHONG ARE BACK!

Original stoner comics Cheech & Chong have finally reunited.During their original tour of duty, Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong lit up the counter culture with nine comedy albums between 1972 and 1985 with four Grammy noms and one winner. The dopey duo also starred in eight films parlaying their shtick into comic stoner gold."I think it's time for a revival of dope jokes. It's a much bigger audience now, it's much more widespread and institutionalized," Cheech said in a recent interview.Marin and Chong who broke up for "creative differences" several times before say this time it's the real deal -pure Hawaiian Gold and not oregano."We've gotten to the age where we don't feel like fighting anymore because the end is a lot closer than the beginning," Cheech revealed.

Shia LaBeouf has been arrested on suspicion of DUI after an early Sunday morning crash in Los Angeles left the actor hospitalized.

Shia LaBeouf has been arrested on suspicion of DUI after an early Sunday morning crash in Los Angeles left the actor hospitalized. Shia's car rolled over when he allegedly made an illegal left turn and was struck by an oncoming vehicle. According to Los Angeles County Sheriff's Sgt. Scott Wolf, "It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest." The 22-year old actor was treated for an injury to his left hand, his knee and a minor head injury at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. His rep released a statement saying, "Shia is currently recovering from extensive hand surgery with plans to return to work on the set of Transformers 2 within one month. No further comment will be issued at this time. " The passenger in Shia's vehicle and the driver of the other car sustained only minor injuries.

REBECCA ROMIJN AND JERR O'CONNELL EXPECTING TWINS

Rebecca Romijn-O'Connell and Jerry O'Connell are about to double their pleasure.
A rep for the couple confirms that they are expecting twins. The babies are due this winter.
Rebecca and Jerry started dating in 2004 and became engaged a year later. They got married at their Los Angeles home in 2007.
Multiples seem to be all the rage in Hollywood. In the last year, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, Dennis Quaid, Garcelle Beauvais-Nilonand Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony all welcomed twins.

ANGELINA JOLIE SEXY PICTURES BEFORE BABY'S

ANGELINA AND BRAD USED IVF TO HAVE WINS

The Hollywood couple opted for fertility treatment because Jolie “desperately” wanted more babies soon but did not want to “deal with the stress” of pregnancy, according to a source allegedly close to the couple quoted by Us Weekly magazine.
By using IVF "she could just knock it out”, the source claimed.
The chances of multiple births are far higher with IVF. Twins now make up one in four IVF births, compared to just one in 80 of those naturally conceived.
Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt were born in a French hospital on July 12. Knox weighed 2.28 kg and Vivienne weighed 2.27 kg (5 lbs).
The couple have four other children, Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3 - who are all adopted - and their biological daughter Shiloh, 2.
IVF treatment, which costs more than £5,000 in private hospitals, involves fertilising the egg with sperm outside the womb. The fertilised egg is then transferred to the woman’s uterus.
“They conceived through in vitro fertilisation,” the source claimed. “They both desperately wanted more babies soon.”
By using IVF Jolie “wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant," the source claimed.
Last year Jolie said in an interview that she wanted to have her family as soon as possible.“If we're going to have 10 kids, we'd like to raise them while we're young.”
Pitt and Jolie have reportedly sold the rights for the first photo of their twins to an American magazine for $11m.

SARAH JESSICA PARKER CHEATING HUSBAND

Sarah Jessica Parkers husband has been sneaking off for hot trysts with a stunning redhead half his age, sources tell Star in a blockbuster exclusive.
In the new issue of Star — on newsstands now — we report that while the beloved actress was frantically searching for hubby Matthew Broderick one night earlier this year, he was having sex in the city with a gorgeous redhead half his age, the young woman told a friend.
After meeting in a bar, Matthew began text messaging the 25-year-old youth counselor, says the woman's pal. Soon after, the insider claims, they began seeing each other and things got passionate quickly when they met at the Manhattan townhouse of a showbiz friend.
Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed "Matty Cakes." She tried to end it, say insiders, but that didn't happen and over the next month — when Sarah Jessica was filming Sex and the City: The Movie in Los Angeles — multiple eyewitnesses say they saw Matthew make late-night visits to the other woman's apartment building.
During one tryst, they arrived at her friend's apartment after a night of heavy drinking, says a source. She dragged Matthew into the friend's bedroom, then shut the door. "A half hour later, Matthew opened the bedroom door, mumbled 'Well... 'bye!' and walked out. The friend found her passed out on the bed in her panties."

CHRISTIAN BALE DENIES ALLEGATIONS

Christian Bale should be celebrating the box office success of The Dark Knight. Instead, he's been arrested for allegedly assaulting his mother and sister — allegations he denies.
The Batman star was arrested in London on Tuesday, following assault allegations made by his mother, Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40. After he was questioned, he was released and, pending further inquiry, he'll return to a police station in September.
After he was released, his rep released this statement: "Christian Bale attended a London police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister. Mr. Bale, who denies the allegation, cooperated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question, and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the police. At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr. Bale."
The alleged incident took place Sunday night at London's Dorchester hotel, where Christian was staying before Monday's U.K. premiere of Knight. The day after the incident, Christian appeared on a morning talk show and attended the premiere that evening with his wife, Sibi.
Christian is scheduled to travel to Barcelona for Thursday premiere of the blockbuster film, which also stars the late Heath Ledger.

Christian Bale Arrested for Assaulting Mother and Sister

BREAKING NEWS: Christian Bale Arrested for Assaulting Mother and Sister
July 22, 2008
Christian Bale may be tired of playing the good guy.
The Batman star was questioned by police over allegations he assaulted his mother and sister the night before the European premiere of his film, The Dark Knight, British media reported Tuesday.
CelebTV.com contacted Scotland Yard, and they confirmed: “A 34-year-old man attended a central London police station this morning by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault and he is currentlty in custody.”
His mother and sister reportedly complained that Bale assaulted them at a west London hotel on Sunday. According to reports, Bale’s mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, went to a police station in Hampshire Monday to file a complaint—the allegation was passed on to Scotland Yard in London.
The actor was expected to be questioned Tuesday.
The Sun newspaper said police did not question Bale on Monday because they did not want to interfere with the premiere.
Bale’s reps did not immediately return messages seeking comment.
The Dark Knight broke box-office records this weekend, grossing $158.3 million.

90210: THE BITCH IS BACK SHANNEN DOHERTY

Shannen Doherty is back in the hood - 90210, that is.Doherty will reprise her role as Brenda Walsh rejoining original cast members Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth on the new CW spinoff premiering this fall.Doherty's character is now a famous theater director invited back to the famed Beverly Hills High School to stage a musical, the CW announced.Her guest appearance will play out over a multiple ep arc.Garth and Dohery had some major flameouts when the original series aired from the House of Spelling during the 90s. "There isn't any tension," new exec producer Gabe Sachs said."No one's been on the set yet."

ANGELINA JOLIE AND TWINS LEAVE HOSPITAL

Newborns Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt have had their first car ride! Mommy Angelina Jolie left the Clinic Santa Maria of Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice, France early this morning with the twins in a van with tinted windows; it has not been confirmed whether daddy Brad Pitt was with them. Angelina, 33, delivered the babies by Cesarian section on the evening of July 12. It's expected that the growing Jolie/Pitt clan are regrouping at their $70 million rented chateau in the nearby town of Miraval. As for the health of Angelina and the new additions, a hospital spokesperson told the Associated Press: "The mother and her babies are doing very well."

BATMAN sets weekend record with $155.34M

— Batman has sent Spidey packing as king of Hollywood's box-office superheroes.
"The Dark Knight took in a record $155.34 million in its first weekend, topping the previous best of $151.1 million for "Spider-Man 3 in May 2007 and pacing Hollywood to its biggest weekend ever, according to studio estimates Sunday.
"We knew it would be big, but we never expected to dominate the marketplace like we did," said Dan Fellman, head of distribution for Warner Bros., which released "The Dark Knight." The movie should shoot past the $200 million mark by the end of the week, he said.
Hollywood set an overall revenue record of $253 million for a three-day weekend, beating the $218.4 million haul over the weekend of July 7, 2006, according to box-office tracker Media By Numbers.
"This weekend is such a juggernaut," said Nikki Rocco, head of distribution for Universal, whose musical "Mamma Mia!" debuted at No. 2 with $27.6 million.
Factoring in higher admission prices, "Spider-Man 3" may have sold slightly more tickets than "The Dark Knight."
At 2007's average price of $6.88, "Spider-Man 3" sold 21.96 million tickets over opening weekend. Media By Numbers estimates today's average movie prices at $7.08, which means "The Dark Knight" would have sold 21.94 million tickets.

JESSICA ALBA AND HER BABY PICTURE

Jessica Alba: I Didn’t Scream!July 16, 2008Jessica Alba’s little girl is a tiny version of hubby Cash Warren...or so he says.“She looks like a girl version of me,” Warren told OK magazine. “She has my nose, my eyebrows and my...”“Forehead and dimples,” Jessica finished, adding, “She has my mouth when I was a baby. And my ears.”“Maybe Honor is a mixture,” Cash concluded. “I want her to look like me, because a daughter looking like Jessica, I’d kill myself!”Honor’s entry into the world was calm and peaceful, the couple told the magazine.“I didn’t scream,” Alba said. “It was really Zen.”Warren added, “She didn’t make a sound. It was amazing.”A natural birth came easy for The Love Guru star. “The labor was more like meditation,” she said. “I did yoga breathing. I was focused.”Alba’s going to take it slow—of course, she realizes it’s time to cut out the soul food. “I started working out last Thursday, but for 20 minutes. I do cardio on my own. I’m doing it slow,” she admitted to the magazine. “Now I’m starting to eat more healthy. Because after working out, having fried chicken and mashed potatoes is a little counteractive.”Honor Marie Warren was born on June 7.“It hasn’t totally sunk in,” Alba said of motherhood. “She dreams, she smiles, and coos and does all these things, but she hasn’t seen enough of the world yet to understand any of that stuff. So I still feel like she’s connected to the other world, or something. There’s no other way to explain it. It’s a miracle

DENISE RICHARDS WANTS TO RESTRICT CHARLIE FROM THE KIDS

Denise Richards went to court to ask the judge to restrict her ex-husband’s access to their children.
Denise Richards and her lawyer, Neal Hersh, had a closed emergency meeting in court today. They complained about a serious issue in Sheen’s home that could have an adverse impact on the children. Richards thought that the psychological issue needed professionals to evaluate and advise. Richards insisted that her children should not be in Sheen’s house.
Judge Silberman, the regular judge who handled Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen’s case, was on vacation. Judge Steinberg, the Judge who was in the emergency hearing, deferred a decision to Judge Silberman, who would be back on Monday.
Neal Hersh made a statement to express the need for Charlie Sheen to attend the court hearing on Monday.

JENNIFER GARNER IS PREGNANT!

Apparently, there's much speculation over the state of Jennifer Garner's uterus. I, on the other hand, forgot she even existed. However, I can now report a Ben Affleck sperm has indeed collided with her egg. Jennifer's Alias co-star Victor Garber confirmed the news to Us Magazine proving his ability to keep a secret is pretty fucking weak:
"Yes, she is," Garber - who officiated the couple's 2005 wedding - told Us when asked if recent speculation was true that the couple is expecting.A source adds, "She is five months pregnant. They are very happy."
Now Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner will have something to do while they're not acting. Christ, when's the last time one of them was in a movie? Hold on, I just remembered Daredevil. Searing pain.... Want to die.... And, phew! Made it. Yeah, in hindsight, this is AWESOME news. They should shoot for a third one right away. Actually, you know what? Fuck it. Adopt! Just scoop some kids up from a day care and go all Brad and Angelina. I hear it's a blast. Ha ha! Please don't act again.

BRITNEY SPEARS HAS ENDED THE FIGHT FOR HER KIDS

In a shocking new development, OK! has learned exclusively that Britney Spears has ended her battle to win back custody of her children, Sean Preston and Jayden James, from ex-husband Kevin Federline.In an exclusive interview with OK!, Kevin's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan says both Britney and Kevin reached and signed off on a settlement in their custody case today. Kaplan tells OK!, "At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was signed. All parties have agreed to the following: Kevin will retain sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney will continue to have visitation rights which may increase over time. The agreement will be presented to the court in the morning for approval by the commissioner."Kaplan adds, "Kevin is ecstatic and the boys are thriving."Britney, who remains under the legal conservatorship of her father Jamie Spears, lost custody of her sons to Kevin last October. At the time she had visitation privileges but they were severely restricted following her January hospitalization for psychiatric evaluation. She currently has monitored visitation with her sons two days a week and one overnight.

SHILOH MEETS ANGELINA AND BRADS TWINS

She's a big sister now! And Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was on her best — and sweetest — behavior when she was introduced to her new twin siblings the day after their emotional delivery on July 12. As her weary parents, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, beamed with pride, the wide-eyed 2-year-old greeted tiny brother Knox Leon and sister Vivienne Marcheline with smiles and kisses. "They weren't planning on having Shiloh see Angie and the babies so soon, but she couldn't sleep or eat until she saw her Mommy," an insider tells Star. As Angie, 33, held the newborns, Shiloh first stared then smiled. She was put on the bed next to them and kissed them on the forehead. Sister Shi even came bearing her own gifts for her new brother and sister